Me: So Shayla, you are now the reigning oldest sibling.
Shay: Yes, I've clawed my way to the top!
Me: And should she be unable to perform the duties of Oldest Sibling At Home,
we have Sam as first runner-up
Dad: You better watch your back!
Shay: He's going to stage a coupe?
Sam: The power will be mine.
Shane: I'm just a peasant.