Dad (to Sam): So, you're squared away for life?
Sam: Yep--I'm all set! I've got the rest of my life all planned out!
Dad: Very funny. I mean for the Scout Board of Review--are you Star or Life?
Sam: Thanks for taking such an active interest in my scouting.
Shane: I'm going to be 1st Class. I caught up with Dad!
Sam: Oh, I outrank you now Dad. I guess you'll have to salute me.
Dad: Yeah, yeah. I'm over here crying my eyes out over that.
Sam: Well, when the world is ending and you're left with just a piece of rope to save your life--too bad you won't know what to do.