Sam: So when do I get a phone?
Me: Well, I guess when Seth leaves for a mission next spring, that will free up a phone.
Me: But his phone will go to Shayla--she's been dying to get that phone--it's Spencer's old phone.
Sam: So I'll get stuck with Shayla's stupid Intensity?
Me: Either that or we could get you two tin cans and some string.
Sam: Aaaargh! (yes he sounded like a pirate)