Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open Toad
This is what the kids call a "Mom Joke"--I love corny jokes and puns--and inflict them on my family every chance I get. If I can stop laughing long enough to get it out. I know, it's bad manners to laugh at your own jokes but technically they aren't my own--I get them from the newspaper or Reader's Digest or popsicle sticks. Perfect sources for sophisticated humor.