Q. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A. Open Toad
This is what the kids call a "Mom Joke"--I love corny jokes and puns--and inflict them on my family every chance I get. If I can stop laughing long enough to get it out. I know, it's bad manners to laugh at your own jokes but technically they aren't my own--I get them from the newspaper or Reader's Digest or popsicle sticks. Perfect sources for sophisticated humor.
May today there be peace within you. May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be. May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born in faith. May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you. May you be content knowing you are a child of God. Let this presence settle into your bones and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. It is there for each and every one of us. St. Theresa’s Prayer
Friday, February 6, 2009
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My favorite is, "What did one math book say to the other math book?" "I have a lot of problems" hahahah I think my love for stupid jokes was inherited from you.
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